The Bro’s Code is here for your disgust errr I mean entertainment
thebroscode.com is very good friends with the Daily Blabber website (isn’t it cute how websites can be friends? It’s like they’re almost human!) and so DB was kind enough to make us aware of this video THAT YOU MUST WATCH!!
I’m sorry I did that to you all. I know it’s probably the last thing any of you wanted to see. (If not, please go here.) However, what amazes me is not so much that this video exists, or that the full version of it is going to end up making gobs of cash, but the fact that it has paid advertisements in front! You think the good folks at Hershey’s, Papa Johns, Reese’s, and Universal Studios Orlando are happy to be sponsoring Mini-Me’s 6 incher? (Tongue people! I was talking about his tongue!)
Maybe this could be the start of some new campaigns for them…
Hershey’s: You love the gooey marshmallowy goodness of Hershey’s style S’mores, now love the gooey marshmallowy goodness of Mini-Me!
Papa John’s: Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Make it a “pizza and movie” night with Papa John’s. Just make sure you eat after the movie. (Actually this could be a new low-carb version of their pizza. Forget the thin crust, get the regular crust and just watch the video we include in place of the garlic dipping sauce. Guaranteed to suppress the appetite.)
Reese’s: Hey! You put chocolate in my peanut butter! Hey! You put peanut butter in my chocolate! Hey! Mini-Me is putting his… (Okay, so maybe this one doesn’t work.)
Universal Studios Orlando: We’ve all been on the E.T. ride a thousand times right? That’s why we’re changing it up! With just a few “mini” modifications you no longer ride the bicycle with E.T. under the blanket, now you get to go under the blankets and ride Mini-Me!
I think I’m most ready to seek real help proud of myself for coming up with the last one.
