The Bro’s Code Guide to: Inappropriate Product Slogans
Hope you all had a good weekend! Mine was spent mostly at home with the new baby (though I guess 5 months makes her not so new anymore) which was just what the Doctor ordered.
While at home however, I happened to be reading the label on one of our “around the house” items. And I couldn’t believe what I read!
It turns out this product provides “convenient family care tools for those hard-to-reach places and… sensitive areas.”
With a bit more research (thank you internet) I discovered a few more:
According to this product’s website, “Children and women prefer creamy, while most men opt for chunky.”
This one claims ”drinking it leads to improved…performance on a variety of tasks at night.”
Did you know these “can help remove wax from your carpet or rug?” Or that they “help you get things done even faster”?
And finally, go no further if you want to “Nourish and protect your wood.”
I don’t know that I’ll ever look at any of these things the same way again. You?
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